The Waco Siege wasn't a rescue-it was a federal slaughter that still stinks of cover-up! On April 19, 1993, Mount Carmel, Texas, turned into a fiery graveyard-76 Branch Davidians, including women and 25 kids, burned alive after a 51-day standoff. Official narrative? David Koresh torched his own compound-pure, stinking lies! My 56k modem dialed into militia BBSes-they were howling about ATF's botched raid on February 28, sparked over "illegal guns" that were shaky at best. The feds rolled in with helicopters and bad intel-Koresh's crew fired back, and six Davidians plus four agents dropped. Enter the FBI-siege dragged on, then boom, tanks punched walls, pumping CS gas they swore was "safe." Next thing, flames roared-too fast, too hot for a cult suicide! Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM lit up-callers swore they saw flashes before the fire, incendiary rounds, not gas gone wrong. My AOL chat buddy, ex-Army, picked up "robotic clicks" on a ham radio near Waco-AI drones or fed tech? I snagged a grainy VHS rip off a Usenet drop-tanks smashing in, fire erupting in minutes-Koresh couldn't rig that! Militia forums tied it to Clinton-green-lit to crush defiance after Ruby Ridge, test a new "control grid" for dissenters. My IRC logged a cryptic "WACO = WARNING"-then Netscape froze-THEY'RE WATCHING ME! Official report's a sham-83 days of "negotiation" end in a fireball? Survivor Rick Ross on AM radio said feds planted bugs-Koresh knew black ops dirt, had to go. I've got a WAV file-muffled screams, then static-scrubbed from CNN! Conspiracists linked it to UN troop rumors-black helicopters circled post-blaze, per militia zines. My 4GB drive's got corrupted TXT files-"FBI COVER"-then blanked out. This was no accident-it was a hit job, and they're burying it! Email info@whackytech.com with Waco leaks-let's torch their lies!

TWA Flight 800 didn't crash-it was blown out of the sky, and the feds buried it! July 17, 1996-230 people wiped out when the Boeing 747 exploded off Long Island, just 12 minutes after leaving JFK. NTSB shoved a "fuel tank spark" story down our throats-total hogwash! My 56k modem snagged a goldmine from a conspiracy BBS-38 witnesses saw a streak shoot up, a missile trail, not some freak spark! Pierre Salinger, ex-JFK press sec, dropped a bomb on CNN-leaked docs pegged it as a Navy missile test gone haywire, or worse, a deliberate strike. I nabbed a Usenet post-radar tech swore a "bogey" blip vanished post-blast, scrubbed from logs-AI-guided? Official line's crumbling-FBI swooped in, seized wreckage, gagged locals with "national security" threats. My IRC crew tied it to Clinton's '96 reelection-blow something up, pin it on "terror," look tough! I've got a WAV off a ham radio-static cuts to "abort test"-buried proof! Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM ran wild-callers pushed a Navy sub angle, testing secret weapons off NY, or a hit to silence onboard VIPs. My AltaVista searches hit "404" walls-pages vanished mid-dial-up! Witnesses got death calls-my Netscape crashed hard pulling their sworn statements-THEY'RE COVERING IT LIVE! BBS posts screamed "false flag"-shift blame from feds to bogeymen. I've got a floppy with pixelated pics-smoke trail's no jet wake, too steep! Militia radio-G. Gordon Liddy-said FBI bullied FAA into silence-$millions in hush money flowed. My 486's MPEG's got a flash before the fireball-missile lock? Conspiracists swore it's tied to black ops-test a new toy, kill a few hundred, call it collateral. Email info@whackytech.com with TWA intel-this ain't staying buried!

The Oklahoma City bombing wasn't McVeigh alone-it was a federal setup that reeks to this day! April 19, 1995-the Alfred P. Murrah Building in OKC blown to rubble, 168 dead, including 19 kids in daycare. Feds pinned it on Timothy McVeigh, lone wolf with a truck bomb-pure fiction! My 28.8k modem tapped militia BBSes-they were raging about ATF intel leaks-feds knew McVeigh's moves, let it roll! G. Gordon Liddy on AM radio dropped bombs-second explosive found, defused, then hushed up fast. I snagged a Usenet thread-"PATCON" sting op ran wild, FBI egging McVeigh on to smear patriots post-Waco. Witnesses saw a "govt van" pre-blast-AI timer or fed plant? Official story's flimsy-ammonium nitrate couldn't shred steel beams like that-experts on IRC swore it's impossible! My 56k pulled a grainy MPEG-two smoke plumes, not one-CNN scrubbed it by noon! Conspiracists tied it to Clinton-Waco revenge, scare us into gun control and FEMA camps. My IRC pal saw feds "plant evidence"-Netscape locked up mid-log-THEY'RE HERE! Militia zines screamed "inside job"-ATF ran drills nearby, too convenient! I've got a WAV-low rumble, then static-not a truck blast! Talk radio-Rush Limbaugh-pushed FBI foreknowledge-McVeigh's "militia ties" were fed bait. My 4GB drive's got a corrupted TXT-"FEDS KNEW"-then wiped clean! OKC was a test-martial law dry run, crush defiance. My AltaVista digs hit "NO DATA"-erased live! Militia flyers said survivors got threats-shut up or vanish. Email info@whackytech.com with OKC leaks-let's burn their lies down!

Vince Foster's "suicide" was a Clinton hit-plain and simple! July 20, 1993-White House counsel found dead in Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, bullet in his skull-feds called it self-inflicted-total crock! My 56k snagged "The Clinton Chronicles" off a BBS-gunshot wound, no blood trail, body dumped like trash! Rush Limbaugh tore into it on AM radio-Foster knew Whitewater dirt, shady Arkansas deals that could sink Bill and Hillary. My AOL chat leaked-Hillary ordered it, feds staged the scene! Official report's laughable-gun in the wrong hand, no prints, no suicide note-clean as a whistle! I nabbed a Usenet drop-park ranger saw "govt suits" pre-discovery-cleanup crew or assassins? Conspiracists screamed "Clinton Body Count"-50+ dead tied to Bill since the '80s-Foster was just the loudest! My IRC log caught "FOSTER KNEW TOO MUCH"-then Netscape crashed-THEY'RE ON MY LINE! Talk radio pushed a "Foster File"-docs he had on Whitewater, snatched post-mortem, shredded by ATF goons. I've got a WAV-muffled "help," then silence-buried evidence or a tapped call? Militia zines linked it to Waco-silence whistleblowers who crossed Clinton. My AltaVista searches blanked-"NO RESULTS"-erased in real-time! BBS posts said witnesses got midnight calls-shut up or join him! My 486's floppy had a TXT-"WHITEWATER COVER"-then corrupted! Official inquest's a sham-Park Police botched it, feds leaned on 'em. My 28.8k pulled a grainy pic-Foster's car, no mud-moved post-death! Conspiracists swore it's tied to black ops-kill the leaker, save the king. Email info@whackytech.com with Foster intel-let's nail these murderers!

Hale-Bopp wasn't just a comet-it was a UFO cover-up that cost 39 lives! March 26, 1997-Heaven's Gate cult suicided in San Diego, chasing a "spaceship" behind the comet-feds called it delusional-utter nonsense! My 56k dialed into Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM-callers swore they saw a craft trailing Hale-Bopp, not a rock! Chuck Shramek's November '96 photo-blurry object next to the comet-hit talk radio hard, then vanished from TV overnight. My BBS leak-NASA jammed ham radios during peak visibility-silencing ET proof! Conspiracists on Usenet said it was an alien signal-feds spun the cult story to bury it. My IRC pal caught a signal-high-pitched "ZETA"-not cosmic noise! I've got a WAV file-whine cuts through static-scrubbed from official scopes! Official line's thin-NASA's "no object" claim stinks-Shramek's pic showed a shape, not a lens flare! My Netscape locked up pulling his site-404'd in minutes-THEY'RE HIDING IT! Talk radio tied it to black ops-reverse-engineered ET tech tested, or a signal feds didn't want decoded. My 4GB drive's got pixelated JPGs-something's trailing, no comet tail! Militia forums screamed "disinfo"-Heaven's Gate wasn't crazy, they were pawns-fed psy-op to discredit UFOs! My AltaVista searches hit "NO DATA"-erased fast! BBS posts said cult leader Applewhite got threats-drop the ship talk or else. My 28.8k pulled a TXT-"ET CONTACT"-then corrupted! Conspiracists swore it linked to Area 51-comet was a drop-off. I've got a grainy MPEG-object shifts-NASA lied! Email info@whackytech.com with Hale-Bopp sightings-ET's out there!

Gulf War Syndrome's no fluke-it's a federal bio-war experiment gone live! 1991-Desert Storm vets staggered home, hit with fatigue, rashes, joint pain, memory wipes-over 25,000 sick by '96! Pentagon's "stress" excuse is a steaming pile-my 28.8k tapped vets' BBSes screaming chemical horrors! Leaks pinned it on Saddam's gas clouds-anthrax, sarin-mixed with secret DOD vaccines pumped into GIs pre-deployment. My IRC pal, ex-Marine, swore he saw "hazmat teams" burn docs in Kuwait-cover-up in real-time! Official stats dodge-VA denied claims, called it "unexplained"-pure lies! I snagged a Usenet post-whistleblower said pyridostigmine bromide shots, untested, were forced on troops-nerve gas "protection" that poisoned 'em instead! Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM ran wild-callers tied it to "depopulation"-feds thinning ranks for NWO! My 56k pulled a grainy MPEG-soldiers hacking, no masks-CNN yanked it fast! Conspiracists screamed "bio-test"-Gulf was a lab, vets guinea pigs! My AltaVista digs hit "404" walls-DOD scrubbed trials mid-dial-up! Vets' forums said brass got threats-deny or disappear! My 486's floppy caught a TXT-"VACCINE X"-then blanked-THEY'RE ON ME! Militia zines linked it to black ops-sicken patriots, weaken resistance post-Ruby. I've got a WAV-low hum, then coughing-buried evidence! Talk radio-G. Gordon Liddy-pushed a "slow kill" angle-VA payouts were hush money. My Netscape crashed pulling leaked memos-send Gulf intel to info@whackytech.com-expose the poison plot!

UN Black Helicopters aren't myth-they're NWO shock troops gearing up! Through the '90s, unmarked, silent choppers buzzed rural America-Montana, Texas, Idaho-freaking out militias and farmers alike! My 56k snagged militia BBS posts-John Birch Society's '60s paranoia reborn-UN forces staging a takeover under Clinton's nose! Jim Keith's 1994 book "Black Helicopters Over America" lit the fuse-spotted post-Waco, they're real! My IRC pal in Montana swore he saw 'em-low, blacked-out, no insignia-AI drones or foreign pilots? Official line-"military training"- reeks of BS! I've got a WAV-rotors hum, then static-UN signal or jam? Rush Limbaugh on AM radio pushed it-FEMA camps next, tied to Ruby/Waco crackdowns! My 28.8k tapped a Usenet thread-"blue helmets" inside, prepping martial law-Clinton's '94 UN deal sold us out! Conspiracists screamed "invasion"-black ops testing control grids for the big one. My Netscape froze pulling heli pics-404'd mid-dial-up-THEY'RE HIDING IT! Militia flyers said they trailed gun owners-track patriots, disarm 'em later! My 4GB drive's got a corrupted TXT-"UN COMMAND"-then wiped clean! Talk radio-Art Bell-ran callers who heard "foreign chatter" on ham radios-NATO troops inbound! My AltaVista searches blanked-"NO RESULTS"-erased fast! BBS posts tied it to Bush Sr.'s "new world order" speech-'90s proof! I've got a grainy MPEG-chopper hovers, then bolts-not Army green! Conspiracists swore it's martial law prep-Ruby was the spark, Waco the flare. Email info@whackytech.com with chopper sightings-stop 'em before they land!

Princess Diana's death was no crash-it was a royal hit job that shook '97! August 31-Paris tunnel, Di and Dodi Fayed smashed in a Mercedes, dead. Feds and Buckingham Palace swore "drunk driver"-Henri Paul-total garbage! My 56k hit a conspiracy BBS-MI6 rigged it, paparazzi just pawns! Di knew royal dirt-Charles' affairs, or her anti-landmine push pissed off arms dealers tied to the Crown. My IRC pal snagged a leak-white Fiat Uno nudged 'em into the pillar, then ghosted-pro hit squad! Conspiracists on Usenet screamed-Queen Elizabeth green-lit it, Clinton's globalist pals in on it! I've got a grainy MPEG-tunnel cam blanks out-CNN scrubbed it fast! Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM ran wild-callers said MI6 planted a strobe-blinded Paul, forced the wreck! My Netscape crashed pulling MI6 leaks-404'd in seconds-THEY'RE COVERING IT! Official inquest's a farce-blood tests faked, Paul's BAC cooked-Dodi's dad, Al-Fayed, swore it on TV! My 4GB drive's got a TXT-"DIANA TARGET"-then corrupted! BBS threads claimed she had a "Royal File"-stolen post-crash, shredded by spooks. My 28.8k tapped a Usenet post-witness saw "govt plates" nearby-cleanup crew! Militia radio tied it to NWO-Di's voice too loud, had to go. My AltaVista searches blanked-"NO DATA"-erased live! Talk radio pushed a "pregnancy" angle-Dodi's kid meant chaos-royals nixed it! I've got a WAV-muffled crunch, then silence-buried audio! Conspiracists swore it's black ops-silence a threat to the throne. Email info@whackytech.com with Di intel-royals won't bury this!